This absolutely happened.

Redditor with a persecution fetish.

"I can't upload porn! That's fascist!"

Redditor deboonks

"60 groomers to enjoy"

Lords of the fallen video game subreddit bans the developers from posting due to having fascist ideology.

Least paranoid redditor

"I need help opening my soylent"

We made him somehow trans. Don't ask me how.

Smartest reddit question.

I highly doubt that.

Cocaine bag and your taypayer money sold separately

Redditor notices something.

Faggitor lives in a sex-positive house.

Predditors when women

Nonwhite redditor thinks he's a main character
- @Flatlantan

Redditor serves a nazi.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/1j9ht16/not_comfortable_serving_a_nazi_but_not_feeling/
- @Based_Sturm