redditor hates religion.

simp redditor gets banned from pokimane's subreddit after donating 4000$.

"Please define "woke"."

"No, not like that. Banned!"

redditor thinks getting segs everytime after winning a game is a "godtier superpower".

redditor wants to run away.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sacramento/comments/1boujzk/should_i_run_away_to_sacramento/

A classic.

Incest redditor gets identified in real life. Might face charges from police for what he did.

Xi is that you?

Redditors talk about divorce.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Divorce_Men/comments/1bmqfva/how_much_net_worth_did_you_lose/

average simp subreddit.

redditor spends $16k and goes into debt to put his cat through chemo.

Submitted by - Saami.

lefty redditor wants sex redistribution.

"Hello sexy people of reddit. What sexy sex will you never get to sexually sex?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wo1xob/people_of_reddit_what_is_a_sexual_fantasy_that/