femoid redditor wants to sterilize herself because of politics, but is not sure if it’s worth it because she might catch COVID is she goes out to do it.

redditor gets fired for believing in “White privilege”.

redditor is too fat for stairs.

What?

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zbedml/youre_right_my_nonfriend/

redditor hates religion.

simp redditor gets banned from pokimane's subreddit after donating 4000$.

"Please define "woke"."

"No, not like that. Banned!"

redditor thinks getting segs everytime after winning a game is a "godtier superpower".

redditor wants to run away.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sacramento/comments/1boujzk/should_i_run_away_to_sacramento/

A classic.

Incest redditor gets identified in real life. Might face charges from police for what he did.

Xi is that you?