The only context I will ever be a tankie in.

(I actually went to the Thomas The Tank Engine convention as a kid.)

Oh, also, HAPPY MAY DAY!

Catch me doing this at my tea party tomorrow.

Imagine posting this unironically.

late stage capitalism

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

Fellow leftists, let's set aside our differences for now to celebrate prole Santa's birthday.

A tale of two protests.