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I judge how well the podcast is doing by the amount of negative reacts it gets, if I’m not pissing off a good number of fake nazi faggots pay pigging for obvious Jews and communists with it then we’re not doing our job right. Stay tuned for the Keith Woods episode to get big mad.
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Forwarded from The Paranormies Present (Johnny Monoxide)
THE PARANORMIES PRESENT: THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDPAPPY’S PARADOX: TIME TRAVEL S09 EP13

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I don’t know WHAT is going to happen on the eclipse day but I suspect the sphere of conspiracy theory people who predict something WILL happen of importance during it are correct.

Eclipses have very significant symbolic meaning to Satanists. The Bible records that Christ was crucified during an eclipse and died immediately after the sun was blocked out by it. For this reason eclipse days are major holidays for Satanists.

Luke 23:44-46
“And it was almost the sixth hour; and there was darkness over all the earth until the ninth hour.
And the sun was darkened, and the veil of the temple was rent in the midst.
And Jesus crying out with a loud voice, said: Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit. And saying this, he gave up the ghost.”

The only time I’ve actually witnessed a for real Faustian bargain was during an eclipse. I was a VP at a relatively prominent company, and the lone Jew working in the company came to me with a deal. The deal was, we like you, you’re valuable to the company, we want you to be part of the company for a long time, we want to make you an offer. The offer was $250,000 base salary, full S-tier benefits, 20% commission on all sales (it was a sales VP position), equity in the company worth about $18,000,000, a free penthouse, “any car you want” and (here’s where it started to get weird) “any GIRL you want… whatever your type is we’ll find you a 10/10 girl to be your wife.”

The only “catch” was, as he then explained, “we want you to change your religion” and he then invited me to join the rest of the company at a Satanic temple where we were going to meet “a new investor” who would have the contracts already ready.

I immediately turned him down and quit the company shortly after. All the other executives took the deal and got all the stuff promised, the cars, the apartment, the money, the girls, even more of it than I’d been offered. At the cost, of course, of their souls. I saw it happen with my own eyes. It’s the reason why I’m a Christian, because I know, not believe but know, that the devil is real because I was invited to meet him. Which of course also presupposes that God is real.

It happened during the infamous eclipse where Trump stared at the sun, and the upcoming eclipse bisects the path of that eclipse and is coming 6 years, 6 months, 6 weeks, and 6 days later. So idk wtf is going to happen during it but I wouldn’t be surprised if something big happens.
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It’s still crazy that Aaron Hernandez threw his entire career in the NFL and all his money away just to set himself on fire in an effort to stop Gaza’s genocide of Israel.
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>all my grandparents are Holocaust survivors
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Larry Ridgeway going live in a bit:
https://t.me/LarryRidgeway/2584
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not even a priest or catholic let alone the pope
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macron really about to send his military to die to distract from his wife having a dick
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Forwarded from Et In Arcadia Ego (Alt Skull️)
-7? He deserves a 110.

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Forwarded from The Paranormies Present (Johnny Monoxide)
I have become very suspicious of “nationalists” (grifters) who spend their time online belly aching about being critiqued.

These “nationalists” and “fascists” have no open comment sections and are self sequestered into their private hugbox chats where they cry about people making fun of them and rightfully calling them out as grifters.

grift·er
noun INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN:
1 a person who engages in petty or small scale swindling

ie: get behind the paywall, you won’t hear these take anywhere else” when it’s literally just twitter scrolling and crying that people don’t subscribe to said paywall.

trs is a grift. njp was a grift.

Tolerant homo is a crybaby trs sycophant. These “fascists” who are going to “put people against the wall” when “they take power” won’t even open a comment section on Telegram to discuss literally anything. No critique, no positive comments, nothing. Oh, you can comment on their paid forum (where they delete and ban any dissent)? Oh yay, sign me up! these are not men. They are cowards, afraid of words.

So, we can only “alog” them. We post the critiques they won’t engage with (because they can’t). And boy does that make them mad.

These are the people who are gonna “defeat da joos”. They sound more and more jewish all the time tbh. “Oy vey why do they poisecute us so? They make podcasts mocking us when all we wanted was for them to pay us to keep our fake jobs!!” Don’t pay, sub to the freewall (link below).

lol. lmao even.

https://t.me/tolerantfellowgram/1401

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Forwarded from Boneface is a LARP. (SilentWitness)
⚠️🚨🚨🚨🚨 Breaking footage!! Boneface is caught on video beating a woman.
This is real footage that apparently has him being hunted like a rat currently.
This is why he hasn't been online for weeks.
Thank you to our network of friends. We will never give your info up.
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Forwarded from The Paranormies Present (Tyler Primevara)
Hey everyone, just got home from my brother's wake about an hour ago. Since he passed away I've been taking a break from telegram and will continue my break after this post. I just wanted to come back to thank everyone who donated to help my family from the bottom of my heart and that my parents especially are very thankful for everyone's generosity during our time of grieving. It was very bittersweet seeing friends and family I haven't seen in years tonight and because of everyone who helped we were all able to give my brother the proper goodbyes that he deserved. I'll be spending the coming weeks helping my parents out with their own prior health issues and sorting out other affairs so like I said I'll be for the most part away from telegram but feel free to dm me and I'll get back to yall when I can. The prayers and donations meant a lot for me and my family and I can't thank everyone enough!

-Jack
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