Pull up.

And yes I believe the Earth is 6,500 years old give or take, that there was a global flood, that all humans on Earth descend from Adam and by extension Noah. Dinosaurs are fake and gay, but dragons aren't. That evolution is of course false, Adam and Eve were literally people, that God made each animal after its own kind, etc.

Full felted kermit.

dudes rly out here claiming Nazi and at the same time they be celebrating Lunar New Year like what the fuck

Owen Benjamin hates the Canadian truckers because a protest that is mostly dominated by people loudly honking truck horns is an absolutely awful environment to drop acid in.

me when people say all pop music is terrible.

Boomers claiming "cannabis use disorder causes heart attacks in young people" through the media is the most skull-bendingly retarded claim I've read all year.

Straight up fucking smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day for 5 years straight doesn't cause heart attacks in young people, every boomer who was a stoned out hippie in their youth claiming that today can't be serious.

I never said I had to add a comment.

telling every girl I've ever talked to rn that I went bald from COVID

People be like "why can't you be normal." "I want to go back to normal." My nigga 6 years ago half the planet found out that 'Jews' are actually satanic pedophiles who eat babies and now the same people are still in power and constantly threaten everyone on the entire planet with unpersoning if they don't regularly inject themselves with literal poison. What the FUCK is normal to you?