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If you're wondering where bank stocks are going to land amidst the SVB meltdown, you shouldn't be thinking "how are the dollar counters going to count dollars out of this one?"

You should be thinking "what are the glow in the darks going to do to prop up crude oil next?"

Banks can all survive eating massive losses on bonds if they just call up the CIA and get them to bump crude oil to $100 real quick.
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Forwarded from Shadowman311s Shadow
Man I wonder why this bank is insolvent
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A really funny part of the SVB story is that if VC firms lost LP funds in the blowup, a lot of those people are Saudi royals, Russian mafia, oil barons, extremely wealthy Jews, the CIA itself, etc. People who it is really funny when they lose money, and who will also probably kill the bankers who lost them their money, which is also funny.
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TOTAL SHAPE ROTATOR DEATH the wordcels will inherit the Earth.
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over the course of 2-3 years techbros went from "have fun staying poor" to "I have literally $0 in my bank account."

glorious.
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I wish I'd have borrowed money from Silicon Valley Bank.
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early stage startups are HIGH RISK. everyone getting burned by SVB were accredited investors who should have understood the risks associated with their investments and where the cash was being banked, including the risk of a bank run. NO BAILOUTS.
Remember the 500 Israeli CEOs.
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WITH YOUR FEET ON THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND
USDC is managed by Circle.

Lol, circle.
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Get woke go broke
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I kind of want to go to SF and just check out the atmosphere right now. Are tires rolling through the streets on fire? Are bankers hanging from lamp posts along sand hill road? What's going on I want to know.
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It's a weird mix of ennui and schadenfreude that I know like half of my enemies lost all their money yesterday but I'm not sure which.
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Forwarded from Et In Arcadia Ego
🎤 VM | Moving Into the Fully Digitized Avatar World

>face filters, from Snapchat Dogface to the new TikTok Whorefilter
>ultimate goal of the covid operation
>tracking and surveillance and deepfakes, oh my
>every single new event or technology leads to a more digitized world
>ultimate digital domain indistinguishable from base material reality

March 11th, 2023

@AltSkull48
a lot of people don't understand how small changes in interest rates make big impacts. here you can see how a $100 bond bought at a 2% interest rate loses 25% of its value if the interest rate rises 3%.