You may not like it, but this is what peak persuasive performance looks like.

lol

the thing that truly rules about this pic is you know that M60 is full fuckin' auto cause that Tommy gun only comes in one style.

Italian school teacher sets himself on fire in protest of vaccine mandates.

This one is for you, keef woods

Imagine being this mad at antivaxxers lmao.

Warren Balogh's entire bit is posting the driest takes you could possibly think of all day every day and then randomly snapping and launching off into hard R rants about people who are actually entertaining/people who people feel like there is a reason to pay attention to.

This is the phenotype and reaction of the average Keith Woods fan when they come into my channel and see my memes.

The most frustrating part of talking to an NPC is it is like talking to a fucking Etch-a-Sketch. You get the impression you're making progress, that you're helping someone develop a personality, and then something shakes them and literally all progression in the dialogue tree is erased like it never happened.

broke: appreciating John Carpenter for his filmograpy
woke: appreciating John Carpenter for his discography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbfshg2mcI

Sometimes I think I'm losing it cause I'll say fuck it and just eat cake for a meal once in awhile and then I see ppl out here are literally setting themselves on fire and black UCLA professors are posting 800 page mass shooter manifestos online and I realize maybe my mindset isn't that fucked up considering the environment I'm in after all.

This is what happens when you end segregation and tell black schizos that they have to read Nietzsche to be taken seriously as intellectuals among their people.

While Harris is quite clearly psychopathic and probably an actual imminent threat to the university that employs him, or at least wants to be perceived that way, skimming through his 800 page schizofesto there's actually an interesting, Danielewski-esque way to the way he orders his thoughts, which appear to consist of about 30% self-referential hard Rs.

The idea that "people just randomly go insane" has no real basis in reality. The inverse, that madness almost always has environmental causes, is instead essentially the foundation of the cosmic horror genre.

I'm honestly IRL laughing out loud that the self proclaimed "N Lives Matter Domestic Terrorist" took the time to write "Tell spencer to get a bullet in his skull." in his 800 page manifesto.

poor dicky can't catch a break anywhere lmfao

Everything about this headline is illustrative of how incoherent reality has become. It's also funny.

First the Italian self-immolator, than the N Lives Matter terrorist manifesto, and now this. All after the Global Consciousness Project dot was red for most of a day. What's happening?

Look quite clearly this UCLA professor went psychotic at some point, but trolling kids who took out student loans to take philosophy classes at a California university by making them read Mein Kampf and then blanketly giving them all a C+ regardless of their performance on the final exam you based on it is pretty hilarious.

I certainly don't agree with pretty much anything he says (he describes his philosophy as "Kill all men who are not me") but I find the Matt Harris manifesto fascinating because it appears to be an effort to distill pure Basketball-American id into text. It is impossible to tell if the writer is self-aware because it is clearly written from the perspective of someone who doesn't even know what self-aware is.

Come and sit down in my office.