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Forwarded from Revolt Against the Non Fren World 2: 2 Drunk 2 Drive (Tyler Mühlhausen)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>COUNTERFEIT TWENTY
>DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY
>NOW I CANT BREATHE

>IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND
>I SAID TO PUT ME ON THE GROUND
>ITS NOT MUCH BETTER
>HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH?
>HERE COMES THE KNEE

>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>(undah da knee)
>THERES SOME ACCUSATIONS
>OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS
>UNDAH DA KNEE

>BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD
>NOW IM IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD
>BUILDINGS WERE BURNING
>BLACK PEOPLE SPERGING
>OVER DA KNEE
want to give a special shoutout to the most based 1200 people on the Internet. Love it or hate it my content is quickly becoming more popular than Alex McNabb's and that's always been the main goal of my channel, so once again I am calling on your support in making my shitposting hobby bigger than his career. I've loved having you all here, hope you stick around, and that I get to see you all still here on the Day of the Ratio.
Smoking that Pseudard pack #packwatch bye commie
maybe filling your body with poison when you need a new organ is bad for your health
At best, Mike and Jazzhands met with Peter Thiel (who Striker is mentioning here) to get money from him just like BAP did, and were salty they couldn't so they brought Striker's Russian government money in instead. More likely, Thiel cut them off for being old fat and retarded so they had to bring Striker in, and he is now desperately trying to act like that era (the only good era of TRS as well) never happened.

https://t.me/EricStrikerTRS/16898
The NJP fetishizes having "events" because really all Mike wants to do is get driven around by someone else and have people hand him plates of food then listen to him talk about bullshit for 3 hours and that's the best vehicle to make that happen regularly for him.
Since we can both agree it wouldn't be a fair fight, how about Conte fights me instead?

https://t.me/mcnabbia/4013
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I'll fight anyone on this list, who wants smoke? Put up or shut up nerds.

https://t.me/EmilyYoucis/2938
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"Now we all know it's the fight with Keith the fans want to see the most, but the commission won't sanction trannies to fight men. So it's going to have to be the NJP lads instead.

Now they'll protect their best, so they're going to have to give up McKevitt first, who'll be light work. After that I'll be coming for Hovator, then Conte, and once I've beaten those 3 scrubs in the ring, I'll be coming to knock out you Mike. In your gated community, outside your synagogue, in real life!!!"
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hell yeah
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🎵MY TAKES GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY,
I GOT ONLINE AT ALL,
THE SCHIZO RIGHT CLOGS UP MY /POL/ THREAD,
AND I CAN'T POST AT ALL,
AND EVEN IF I COULD THEY'D JUST CALL ME GAY,
BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL,
IT REMINDS ME, THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD,
IT'S NOT SO BAD🎵
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🎵Dear Dugin, I DM'd you but you still a'int callin'
I left my cell, my telegram, and my badge number at the bottom
I wrote two articles back in autumn, you must not've saw em,
There probably was a problem with National-Justice or something,
Sometimes Bausman locks me out my account when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
I bought Johnny's son a steak, cause I never had a father
If I become an author, guess who'll be a famous Marxist?
Your boy Eric Striker
I read about your wife Evgenia too I like her
My friend Spectre nearly killed himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your super like
I even read the underground shit that you did with k*kes
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, so does Mike
I like the shit you did with Satan too, that shit was tight
Anyways, I hope you get this man, give me a Skype,
Just to type, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Strike🎵
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🎵 MY TAKES GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY
I GOT ONLINE AT ALL
THE SCHIZO RIGHT CLOGS UP MY /POL/ THREAD
AND I CAN'T POST AT ALL
AND EVEN IF I COULD THEY'D JUST CALL ME GAY
BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL
IT REMINDS ME, THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD
IT'S NOT SO BAD 🎵
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🎵 Dear Alek, you still ain't called or wrote; I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to come after Hovater invited you,
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
Heimbach's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met through Arktos?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I never liked my father neither
He used to tell me to work and beat me
I can relate to what you're saying in your talks
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest🎵
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🎵Sometimes I even snort up coke to see how much my nose can bleed
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My cohosts's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Alek, no one does
Jews don't know what it was like for shabbs like us growing up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Strike
P.S. We should be together too🎵
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🎵 DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS
This will be the last dead drop I EVER send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I passed 'em to my handler perfect
So this is my VM I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Alek, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Alek, we coulda been together, think about it🎵
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🎵You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Alek, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Alek, that's my cohost screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't bomb his car, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if that asthmatic suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?🎵
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