I only ever played GTA 1 and GTA 2.

Didn't like the whole story stuff they spun around what should just be a joyous game where you carjack until the police shows up, murder them and go on a bloody crime spree until the National Guard is after you and you find ways to either blow up or hijack a tank.

I've never finished a single story mission in those games (just looking for phones was too annoying) but spent hours upon hours murdering cops.

"How do you do, fellow workers? Please do not embrace unions. Unions are le bad. Praise be to our Overlords, the Walton family"

https://youtu.be/Y6bFEs4ZoXw?si=72tLImt9mhjquo40

Not for weak stomachs

how do you react to this without sounding like a lazy euroshit socialite?

You don't. At least not now. It's 45 minutes to noon, goddamnit! You don't wrap yourself up in more work this close to lunchtime.

In the west shall rise
A sinister creed
The rich will get what they want
The poor will lose what they need

"Taxation is theft" lolberts when I tell them the IRS is forcing me to pay them 5k in installments of 500 euros a month, after my own father broke into my home, stole my money and belongings, and used it to pay off his prostitute's tax debt, making it quite literally theft.

(Words never thought to be uttered in that combination, I'm sure.)

#FuckGermany

The owner of that particular franchise