Top 5 Israeli exports:

1. Weirdly shaped (and named) donuts (this one was fact checked by real Israeli patriots)

2. Women with super loud and annoying nagging voices

3. Hamas or Humus (unsure how that one's spelled, I think)

4. Latma TV (ending that show should be considered a war crime)

5. Borat (the creation of that character was undoubtedly the most evil and immoral act committed by any Israeli in the entirety of Israeli history)