"Hey soyjak, what have you been up to?"

"LITERALLY BECOMING GOD, THANKS TO MY SCIENTIFICALLY ENHANCED ROBOT PARTS I AM MORE PRODUCTIVE AND CAN OUT COMPETE FLESH CREATURES LIKE YOU IN AN INSTANT!"

"Hm, is that so? How are you able to repair yourself, my body does it on its own just by eating."

"I GO TO THE FAGMAN SCIENCE LABS AND IF I HAVE GOOD SOCIAL CREDIT THEY'LL LET ME GET IT REPAIRED BY AN EXPERT FOR $4000."

"Sounds a lot like you're trying to reinvent the perfection of biology soyjak, maybe you should reconsider your actions. With biology, you don't have to depend on the fagman science labs to fix you, you can repair yourself using plants you grow, animals you hold, and other herbal remedies so long you have the knowledge. In fact, if you depend on the proprietary fagman science systems to fix you, you will only enslave yourself to them. While it's true you'll be superior in physical power, and maybe even mental power, you'll be inferior in will, forever trapped and tied to a group that may work against you."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT *BZZZZZT* UNDER DIRECTIVE OF THE FAGMAN HAPPY SOCIETY ALLIANCE GROWING PLANTS AND ADVOCATING AGAINST A TRANSHUMANIST FUTURE IS HECKING ILLEGAL BECAUSE IT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST DISABLED BLACK TRANS QUEENS! *BZZZZZT* *BZZZZT* THAT NEED FAGMAN IMPLANTS TO FUNCTION PROPERLY. IM REPORTING YOU TO THE MICROSOFT DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION POLICE SO THEY CAN RE-CHIP YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOU A OBEDIENT SERVITOR JUST LIKE ME!"

"*Sigh*, It didn't have to be this way..."