Idea for a horror movie: It’s the Salem Witch Trials but they’re right. It’s also from the perspective of the witches. They hate humans and curse them and cast spells but they’re losing.
Final spell is that history will see the witch hunters as fools.
Allows for future witches to be safe. Final scene - they walk among us.

Hey guys, please stop saying “chicken wire.” It’s offensive. The correct term is “poultry netting.”

I wore Depends for today’s Compound Censored and I gotta say, REMARKABLE absorbency with ZERO leaking on to my taint. It’s my new long-show must-have.

"I was supposed to be an hour ago at the European Union meeting."
-Yoda Biden

Can someone tell the people at CrazyShit.com that many of us use their site as our Cuppa Joe in the morning and updating it at 1:30PM is simply unacceptable?

I don't get these machete fights you're seeing in the UK. How are they longer than three seconds? It's a fucking SWORD!

Uh, this is what the Nazis in Charlottesville were chanting.

They blew $50m in two years. Is this what reparations will be like?

This reboot sums up everything wrong with America.
https://censored.tv/watch/shows/free-shit/episode/the-fresh-prince-of-woke