Joe Biden is as useful en el White House as Jill Biden in a medical emergency.

If Jill ever asks mi White House Alexa: "Alexa, please call the President", Alexa is programmed to answer: I´m not sure they´ll take your call in Mar-a-Lago... let me... just... check... if... ah here it is! It specifically says: "No fake doctor Jill calls". Need anything else?

Señor Willie is stepping up his game...😂😂😂

Buenas noches Patriotos. Remember to keep that beautiful Familia close to you. Remind them that you love them. HUG THEM MUCHO! THAT'S YOUR TEAM!!! You are mine🤗🤗🤗. I❤️U

Buenos días to everyone excepto Crazy Joe Scarborough and his psycho wife Mika. MUCHO LOCOS!!! POCO RATINGS...😂😂😂

John Cena should have never apologized to communist China for calling Taiwan a Country. IT IS!!! AND XI JINPING LOOKS LIKE WINNIE THE POOH!!!

There. I fixo...😂😂😂

Less Government. Less Taxes.

Eric Fartwell can roll up his lawsuit against il Presidento and use it as a butto trumpet...
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Kamala won´t even touch el Border Crisis with a 10-foot stripper pole. And they say she´s pretty crafty with those...

Every single one of il Presidento´s "conspiracy theories" have been proven to be true. Next up... THE STOLEN ELECTION!!!

Putin will mop the floor with sleepy Joe.

Chris Christie thinking about running en 2024...

...TO GET MORE DOUGHNUTS!!!