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Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?
Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We'll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?
Karen: That's better! Of course, it would!
Doctor: What's your birth sign?
Karen: Cancer.
Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.
#illness
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?
Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We'll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?
Karen: That's better! Of course, it would!
Doctor: What's your birth sign?
Karen: Cancer.
Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.
#illness
All these new strains of the virus, can they just rename it to covid-21 already?
Bitcoin hit $50k... now sit back and watch the big fall.
EU: Vaccine passport push comes amid concerns - https://www.aa.com.tr/en/latest-on-coronavirus-outbreak/eu-vaccine-passport-push-comes-amid-concerns/2161860
Anadolu Agency
EU: Vaccine passport push comes amid concerns
Some EU members opposed to certificate proposal due to concerns over discrimination, freedom
Bitcoin will probably go even higher now that the stimulus bill has been passed 😭