Jesus hates today because it was the day he was destined to get killed 30 years down the line. And for what? Because you scumbags refused to stop with your adultery and worldly pleasures. What deeply saddens me is that it is in this age that we are sinning like motherfuckers and he is no show. He has given up on all of you. Bunch of losers is what you are.

Elon is becoming unstoppable

Adrenochrome

Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately

Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...

Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?

Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We'll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?

Karen: That's better! Of course, it would!

Doctor: What's your birth sign?

Karen: Cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.

#illness

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