Just found out about monkey hate.

This world is so fucked up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hate

What I wish would happen to me rn (on the Merritt parkway)

Heard everyone say he has no chin so he worked hard for 2

What? Rightoid tv personalities are very strange

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex


I was like 19 at the time and I was dating this girl and she came home from college to visit her family but stopped at my place first because my parents weren't home. When she got there we started making out n stuff and she was like "let's take a shower together"

I had been dating her for like two weeks and everything was all good. I was a virgin and I got really excited.

We got in the shower n started kissing n stuff and she told me to put on music and since I'm a pathetic nerd I only listen to video game music. So I put on undertale music because it made me feel really good and I was hyped and I wasn't thinking about it at all.

We started kissing and she seemed fine with it at first because we were juet in the moment. And then when things started to heat up the temmie shop music came on and that was it, over, done so. She stopped kissing me and said something like "is this a joke to you"

And I wa.slike wtf no I'm sorry it's just a dumb song ghat came on and I tried to change it and the asriel boss music came on and at that point she was really turned off and asked if.we could get out of the shower. She went into my bedroom to dry off with the towel that we were sharing so I was standing in the shower cold holding my phone with the undertale song paused halfway through.

She left after that and just ghosted me because she thought I was so weird and she texted me once happy birthday and I couldn't bring myself to respond because I felt so fucking weird and I can't even listen to the undertale music any.ore because it just reminds me of that. I literally lay awake at night wondering what would have happened if I just had asked.her for a song suggestion or something and cringe internally.

Do you think serbians speak serbian thats kinda confusing to me ive always wondered that

Like what if they're actually shapeshifting demons that speak bosnian its time to put a stop to this