>android phone keeps asking me to install a 5gb update
>I ask if the update is feature bloat or performance optimization
>they don't understand
>pull out detailed diagram explaining whats a feature bloat and whats performance optimization
>they laugh at me and say "its a good update sir'
>install update
>It's feature bloat

🌟🌟🇱🇷BREAKING🇱🇷🌟🌟
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🔮 JLT psychic investigators working secretly from Brussels HQ have discovered that the trans-Neptunian alliance has teleported a fake Donald Trump clone to the American mainland

‼️Patriot forces within the American government are still in control. They will deal with this threat directly.


The directed energy beacons capable of retrieving this creature will take about 14 days to recharge. We must handle the threat hastily. (Total annihilation through Riemann frequency execution, as befits trans-Neptunian slime)
📽THE SHOW IS ON...

🇱🇷Patriots, be informed. Not all is as it seems. I am asking you to TRUST THE PLAN.

👀 YOUR EYES MIGHT DECEIVE YOU🚨