https://youtu.be/nl_kbR8O95g

The king has returned to spread the good word

>looking for a husband
>ask the wedding officiant if the husband is gay or straight
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is gay and what is straight
>she laughs and says “it’s a good husband ma’am”
>get married
>

Mashallah Johnny Depp has converted to Islam