I'm adding details

1) as a hobo, you are in a blue state, but Midwestern blue
2) as Hitler, you can't change policies in order to be less bad at the end of the war plus you still have to shoot yourself after two years
3) you have to immediately interrupt whatever you are doing randomly in any point of the day because you have to go watch family guy

You can ask questions about this poll if you want to (I'm willing to take this seriously)