>invents the chokeslam
>Invents the powerbomb
>still the longest tenured Great Lakes Champion in pro wrestling history
>Got the name "Honest Abe" from cutting promos
>Even the WWE under Vince were forced to acknowledge his record
>Longest title reign until that JABRONI Roman Reigns was forced down everyone's throat

Eddie Vedder, Kim Thayl, and THE BIG UNIT himself, Randy fuckin Johnson.

Jerry Cantrell throwing out the first pitch at this season's Mariners opening day.

Jerry and Robert Duval

Shesterkin makes 22 saves, Rangers top Devils to win 3rd straight | NHL.com
https://www.nhl.com/news/new-jersey-devils-new-york-rangers-game-recap-march-31-2026

Sabres looking to clinch first playoff spot in 15 years | WGR Sports Radio Buffalo
https://www.audacy.com/wgr550/sports/sabres/sabres-looking-to-clinch-first-playoff-spot-in-15-years


The Rangers may suck and have been out of the playoffs picture since November, but at least I'll have the Sabers.

Sharks win again, defeat Maple Leafs to move into 2nd wild card in West | NHL.com
https://www.nhl.com/news/toronto-maple-leafs-san-jose-sharks-game-recap-april-2-2026

Cirelli gets hat trick, Lightning defeat Penguins to reach 100 points | NHL.com
https://www.nhl.com/news/pittsburgh-penguins-tampa-bay-lightning-game-recap-april-2-2026

Ramon Laureano gives the Padres a ninth-inning lead!

Fuck the Padres

Nah for real, fuck the padres

Clayton Kershaw's greatest game. He threw a complete game, and hit the only Homer in the entire game. Dodgers won, 1-0.

This is the very day that all of San Francisco began to curse his very existence. Shohei Ohtani might be the greatest baseball player of all time, but Clayton Kershaw is the greatest DODGER of all time. More than Sandy Koufax, more than Orel Hershiser, more than Babe Ruth, more than even Jackie Robinson.

Another legendary dodgers performance. Hideo Nomo is the first picture in history to throw a perfect game against the Colorado Rockies at home. Mile high stadium is notorious for being a home run field because of the high altitude. The Rockies tend to absolutely knock them out of the park because who knows their home field better than the home team? Nomo took 27 up and shot 27 down.

They said it couldn't be done, he said "hold my Kirin Ichiban."

Former WWE employee alleges new abuse claims against Vince McMahon | Fox News
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/vince-mcmahon-faces-graphic-sexual-abuse-allegations-new-court-filing-ex-wwe-employee

After trailing 6-1 earlier in the ballgame, a 4-run 8th puts the Dodgers ahead!