Bread and circuses.

Minus the bread

A DEA agent arrives at a ranch in Texas and meets the old rancher.
 
"I need to inspect your ranch to make sure there are no illegal drugs being grown."
 
"Well, the rancher begins, you can go wherever you want, but stay out of the field in back of the barn."
 
"You see this badge," the agent bellows, "I have the authority of the whole federal government behind me. This badge means I can go where I want."
 
"I'm sorry, sir," the rancher replies and continues with his chores.
 
A while later the rancher hears a scream and sees the DEA agent running.
 
The agent is being chased by the ranchers' Santa Gertrudis bull.
 
The agent is terrified and clearly running for his life, as the bull closes the gap.
 
The rancher drops his tools and runs to the fence.
 
The rancher yells, "Your badge, show him your badge!"

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