Europe has officially escalated the situation. After firing off a toughly written letter meant to scare Trump straight, they’ve now deployed their ultimate deterrent... soldiers dancing in formation.

What possible response is there to this?

President Trump says the US is "taking billions and billions of dollars worth of oil" from Venezuela.

"It could be trillions of dollars."

Denmark reportedly got some very innovative advice... call Greenland “Epstein Island” and watch Trump’s fascination disappear on its own. Turns out geopolitical strategy might just be about choosing the right name.