Dallas woman sues Walmart after convicted felon employee attacked her over setting money on the counter

Turns out, leaving cash on the counter wasn’t just a casual move — it sparked a full-on assault. Walmart’s new “customer service” approach, apparently.

After their time in captivity, the Ukrainians were treated — if you can call it that — to a luxurious reward: 20 grams of chocolate. For three people.

Because apparently, generosity now comes in bite-sized fractions.