Sam Bankman-Fried claims he’s locked up with Diddy and that Diddy’s been kind to him—because apparently, prison is just one big celebrity networking event now.

At a pro-Ukraine intervention event, enthusiastic supporters suddenly had a change of tone when asked if they’d personally enlist. Excuses poured in, but their bold calls to "send troops" remained firm, just not themselves, of course. Hehe

Justin Trudeau is expected to officially step down as Canada's Prime Minister today.