Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a firm declaration, stating, "No one in Canada should ever be afraid to call themselves Zionists. I am a Zionist."

Sam Bankman-Fried claims he’s locked up with Diddy and that Diddy’s been kind to him—because apparently, prison is just one big celebrity networking event now.

At a pro-Ukraine intervention event, enthusiastic supporters suddenly had a change of tone when asked if they’d personally enlist. Excuses poured in, but their bold calls to "send troops" remained firm, just not themselves, of course. Hehe