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My Last Job Interview
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Me :- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Me:- Marvin Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Me:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Me:- Martin Paul
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Me:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Me:- Maths and Physics
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Me:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Me:- Money Problem
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Me: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Me:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Me:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Me:- What’s that?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
👨🏫 @ProStudy
#jokes
My Last Job Interview
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Me :- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Me:- Marvin Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Me:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Me:- Martin Paul
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Me:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Me:- Maths and Physics
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Me:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Me:- Money Problem
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Me: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Me:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Me:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Me:- What’s that?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
👨🏫 @ProStudy
Aziz do'stlar, barchangizni kirib kelayotgan Yangi Yil bilan chin dildan tabriklaymiz!
🎉 Yangi 2022-yilda eng ezgu tilaklar va yorqin natijalar hamrohingiz bo'lishini tilaymiz. Oilangizni baxt va hotirjamlik, xonadoningizni quvonch va fayz also tark etmasin!
🎊 Kelayotgan yil barchaga cheksiz shodlik va yaxshi niyatlarning ro'yobini olib kelishini tilab qolamiz!
😇 Yil davomida biz bilan bo'lganingiz uchun rahmat! Yangi yildagi ish faoliyatimiz esa 2-yanvar kunidan boshlanadi.
@ProStudy
🎉 Yangi 2022-yilda eng ezgu tilaklar va yorqin natijalar hamrohingiz bo'lishini tilaymiz. Oilangizni baxt va hotirjamlik, xonadoningizni quvonch va fayz also tark etmasin!
🎊 Kelayotgan yil barchaga cheksiz shodlik va yaxshi niyatlarning ro'yobini olib kelishini tilab qolamiz!
😇 Yil davomida biz bilan bo'lganingiz uchun rahmat! Yangi yildagi ish faoliyatimiz esa 2-yanvar kunidan boshlanadi.
@ProStudy
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📌Basic vs Advanced
▪️Live = Reside
▪️Help = Assist
▪️Finally = Eventually
▪️Stop = Cease
▪️Need = Require
▪️But = However
▪️Keep = Preserve
▪️Anyways = Nevertheless
▪️Rich = Wealthy
▪️Go ahead = Proceed
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▪️Live = Reside
▪️Help = Assist
▪️Finally = Eventually
▪️Stop = Cease
▪️Need = Require
▪️But = However
▪️Keep = Preserve
▪️Anyways = Nevertheless
▪️Rich = Wealthy
▪️Go ahead = Proceed
🏛 @ProStudy
Assalomu alaykum hurmatli abituriyentlar "Pro Study" jamoasi bilimingizni sinab ko'rishingiz uchun ajoyib imkoniyatni yaratib beradi🤩!
📌 Test 9 Yanvar kuni 1 smenada ( 13⁰⁰) barcha fanlardan Pro study o'quv markazida bo'lib o'tadi.
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⏰Test kuni: 9-Yanvar
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🔰Test 3 ta majburiy
2 ta mutaxassislik fanlaridan olinadi:
🔸Majburiy fan_1 2.1 ball
🔸Majburiy fan_2 2.1 ball
🔸Majburiy fan_3 2.1 ball
🔹1-mutaxassislik fani 3.1 ball
🔹2-mutaxassislik fani 3.1 ball
JAMI: 280.5 ball
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🔆Ro'yxatdan o'tish: 8 yanvar soat 20:00 gacha.
🗞Kanalimiz: @ProStudy
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🏛Professional Study sifatli, kafolatlangan bilim berish maskani .
🔥Kelajak haqidagi fikringizni biz bilan o'zgartiring.
📌 Test 9 Yanvar kuni 1 smenada ( 13⁰⁰) barcha fanlardan Pro study o'quv markazida bo'lib o'tadi.
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⏰Test kuni: 9-Yanvar
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🔰Test 3 ta majburiy
2 ta mutaxassislik fanlaridan olinadi:
🔸Majburiy fan_1 2.1 ball
🔸Majburiy fan_2 2.1 ball
🔸Majburiy fan_3 2.1 ball
🔹1-mutaxassislik fani 3.1 ball
🔹2-mutaxassislik fani 3.1 ball
JAMI: 280.5 ball
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🔆Ro'yxatdan o'tish: 8 yanvar soat 20:00 gacha.
🗞Kanalimiz: @ProStudy
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🏛Professional Study sifatli, kafolatlangan bilim berish maskani .
🔥Kelajak haqidagi fikringizni biz bilan o'zgartiring.
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Assalomu alaykum Pro study o'quvchilari! DTM natijalari 2-3 kun ichida e'lon qilinadi.
Undan tashqari barcha ota- onalar hamda o'quvchilar shuni yodda tutishi lozim: Darslarga barcha o'quvchilar niqobda kelishi shart. Bu albatta o'zingizning salomatligingiz uchun.
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09,01,2021 Harorat oshmoqda.Buyuk maqsad sari olg'a !!!
Navbatdagi DTM 16.01.2022
Ro'yxatdan o'tishning oxirgi sanasi 15.01.2022 21:00 gacha
Ro'yxatdan o'tishning oxirgi sanasi 15.01.2022 21:00 gacha
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— Barcha qulayliklarga ega qulay yotoqxona (o‘g‘il-qizlar uchun xonalar turli qavatlarda joylashgan);
— 5 mahal issiq ovqat;
— Maktab formasi;
— Zamonaviy o‘quv qo‘llanmalari.
— Qiziqarli va foydali dam olish uchun sharoit yaratilgan (sport majmuasi, kutubxona, turli to‘garaklar).
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💸 Barcha o‘quvchilarga quyidagilar bepul taqdim etiladi:
— Barcha qulayliklarga ega qulay yotoqxona (o‘g‘il-qizlar uchun xonalar turli qavatlarda joylashgan);
— 5 mahal issiq ovqat;
— Maktab formasi;
— Zamonaviy o‘quv qo‘llanmalari.
— Qiziqarli va foydali dam olish uchun sharoit yaratilgan (sport majmuasi, kutubxona, turli to‘garaklar).
Shuningdek, Maktablarda psixolog, shifokor, hamshira mavjud. Maktab-internat hududida o‘tkaziladigan vaqt mobaynida bolalar tarbiyachilar qaramog‘ida bo‘ladilar.
🏫 @ProStudy
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