🚨 Xiaomi Watch Users, You've Been Played 🚨
Credits: @minatiscape

Remember when Xiaomi promised built-in AI on your HyperOS smartwatch? Turns out, instead of the on-device AI, your queries and images are now sent straight to some third-party service called *AI Zone* – because clearly nothing says “trust” in handing your personal data to a mystery provider you’ve never heard of.

Even better? It's now $4/month for the privilege. That’s right – they stripped out the feature (meant to be free), outsourced it, slapped a price tag on it, and called it a day. The FAQ section notes that:
• Q/A is 10 times free use
• Watch Face is 20 times free use

And the cherry on top? Some users report even the “trial” doesn’t work. Peak Ximi moment. Also, for the voice recognition feature which later costs 4$/month, you need to speak slowly for better success rates.

Enjoy the ✨AI experience✨ – brought to you by a company that's, not.... Xiaomi.

(Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more new discoveries!)

Did you know HyperOS China now thinks you’re a bot?

You tap “Install APK” nine times today and suddenly the OS demands you solve a jigsaw puzzle to prove your humanity, because nothing screams “modern UX” like captcha-gating your users from app installations.

Your trusty Telegram? Nope, Risk verification first. Slide the puzzle piece into place, unlock the Narendra Modi tears, then maybe you’ll earn the right to install one more app.

All aboard the Quantum Install Blocker™, where your phone decides you’re too active, too curious, and definitely not a developer.

And people say China HyperOS bhai goated af.

Reports claim that Azerbaijan Technology is working to bypass this captcha through the use of LLM (Lotta Lil Moneys) technology.

(Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more new discoveries!)