Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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One, two, three, four. I declare a tongue war.

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I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night.

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I'm not a mathematician, but I'm pretty good at numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and let's add some memories, subtract the distances, divide the worries, and multiply the joy.

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Is your mom's name practice

Cause practice makes perfect☺️❤️

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I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

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You owe me a drink.

Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

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My penis is a feminist because it stands up for you.

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Baby, let me take you out to dinner just because I want there to be more of you for desert.

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Are you an Orphanage? Because I want to put kids in you.

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