I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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Hi, is this customer support?

Because I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

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You should go to sleep, tomorrow you have to teach the sun how to shine🙂💛

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Boo boo
Call me the rain the way imma make u wet

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I was told this was very smooth..😂

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.😁


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Comma over to my place and we’ll end the night with an exclamation point! (unless you’re on your period)

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Do you like exploring new places?

Cuz I know a place where no woman has stepped on(my bedroom)

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You made my whole week 🥵🥰
Now lemme make your hole weak🤪

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I like your outfit, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

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You know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number

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