Are you a rocket?🚀

Because you're super complex and likely to blow up if i make a single error😅💥

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Im not even playing cards but i somehow pulled out a queen queen 👸

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the eiffel tower grows six inches in the summer! and so do i when i see you.

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Man: I recently read an article that said 92% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other 8% sing. Do you have any idea what song they sing?

Woman: No?

Man: Starts giggling

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Man: "excuse me, I have a question and I would like a females thoughts"

Lady: "How can I help you?"

Man: "If i see a lady that I find really attractive, should I just go straight up to her and say hello and introduce myself or is that too forward?"

Lady: "I think you should definitely say hi and introduce yourself."

Man: "Hi there, I'm John. Nice to meet you"

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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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Hi, is this customer support?

Because I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

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You should go to sleep, tomorrow you have to teach the sun how to shine🙂💛

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Boo boo
Call me the rain the way imma make u wet

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I was told this was very smooth..😂

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.😁


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