Me: do u believe angels have wings?
Her:yes
Me: so where is yours?

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I think you may have kidney stones, because your body rocks 👀

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Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.😜😚

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I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.😜

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My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you 😜

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Him: You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. 🙂

She: "How?" 🥴

Him: I actually want to do you all night long.🤪😗

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I would kill your future husband but that would be a suicide.😜❤️

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.😌

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I like c_ddling, you like k_ssing; and we both know exactly what's missing 😉

(U and I)

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