Hey, are you a potato?🥔

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours🙂😋

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Smooth 😭😭

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I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?

And then I met you.


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Hey, can i call you exercise?

Because you’re something i should be doing but i certainly am not😭🤧

Go gym bruv😭💪

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What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

We’re both missing u.😭❤️

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You remind me of my garbage bin, I'd love to take you out on thursdays.

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Damn girl are you a cannibal?
Because I would love for you to eat my ass 😭😂

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I believe in following my dreams.

Can I have your Instagram 👀 ?

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Me: do u believe angels have wings?
Her:yes
Me: so where is yours?

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I think you may have kidney stones, because your body rocks 👀

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Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.😜😚

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I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.😜

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