Girl, are you Ukraine?

Cos I’ve got something to PUTIN you

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Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!

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I'm learning about important dates in history.

Wanna be one of them?

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Check the label on the girls shirt and say the ever classic "Just as I thought, made in heaven". When she looks disappointed at your lame effort and starts to ignore you just say "you know what? one day your kids are going to come up to me and ask, daddy, how did you meet mommy? and I am going to have to tell them what a bitch you are being right now

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Do you like ice cream or apple pie?

I don't have any of them....but I can give you a creampie

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Hey, are you a potato?🥔

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours🙂😋

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Smooth 😭😭

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I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?

And then I met you.


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Hey, can i call you exercise?

Because you’re something i should be doing but i certainly am not😭🤧

Go gym bruv😭💪

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What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

We’re both missing u.😭❤️

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You remind me of my garbage bin, I'd love to take you out on thursdays.

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