What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection?

You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.😜

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roses are red, violets are blue. Why not come with me to get a table for two?

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet butt.

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Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.
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Are you a desert?

Cause you're makin me thirsty

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You are the solution to all of my equations.🥹🩷

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✨7 Ways on how not to be a dry texter

✅ Reply as soon as you can...

✅ Avoid using one-word replies...

✅ Know the purpose of your reply...

✅ Make texting fun with GIFs and emojis...

✅ Make your crush smile with memes...

✅ Don't be afraid to ask questions...

✅ Show your sense of humor...
+Go ahead and flirt a little.

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Roses are red, I wanna take you to my bed.

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Do you know what I did last night?

I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.😘❤️

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