girl you're like titanic, getting a good look at you takes my breath away😩

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Your Wi-Fi signals are really strong. I’ve never felt so connected to anyone before

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I already have a spot for your toothbrush in my bathroom.

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I can tell your definitely a great farmer 👩‍🌾

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around😊

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If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told santa i wanted you for christmas.

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What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection?

You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.😜

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roses are red, violets are blue. Why not come with me to get a table for two?

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet butt.

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Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait until they are over my shoulder.
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Are you a desert?

Cause you're makin me thirsty

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You are the solution to all of my equations.🥹🩷

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