From HEAVEN! π
Did someone forgot to close the door to heaven?
cos we have an angel on the loose here
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Did someone forgot to close the door to heaven?
cos we have an angel on the loose here
#pickupline
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By the way, are you free on Friday?
Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile.βΊοΈπ
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Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile.βΊοΈπ
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Β°β’ Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines π
1οΈβ£"If you were an item on the McDonaldβs menu you would be a McHottie.β
2οΈβ£ βYouβre my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.β
3οΈβ£ βIβve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.β
4οΈβ£ βThe two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because youβre hot and Iβm ready.β
5οΈβ£ βIf you were a vegetable, youβd be a cute-cumber.β
6οΈβ£ βDo you ever go to the kitchen and realize youβre the tastiest snack you have?β
7οΈβ£ βDo you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?β
8οΈβ£ βMy favorite word is βmenu.β Because it has me-n-u.β
9οΈβ£ βDo you like bacon? Wanna strip?β
1οΈβ£π βHow do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?β
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1οΈβ£"If you were an item on the McDonaldβs menu you would be a McHottie.β
2οΈβ£ βYouβre my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.β
3οΈβ£ βIβve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.β
4οΈβ£ βThe two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because youβre hot and Iβm ready.β
5οΈβ£ βIf you were a vegetable, youβd be a cute-cumber.β
6οΈβ£ βDo you ever go to the kitchen and realize youβre the tastiest snack you have?β
7οΈβ£ βDo you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?β
8οΈβ£ βMy favorite word is βmenu.β Because it has me-n-u.β
9οΈβ£ βDo you like bacon? Wanna strip?β
1οΈβ£π βHow do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?β
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. βΊοΈ
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.π
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Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.π
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Hey dude, are you a hacker?
Because I want you to do finger magic and say "I'm in"ππ
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Because I want you to do finger magic and say "I'm in"ππ
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Forwarded from Sky Cross
Channels about πΊπΈ to follow:
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@United_States - greatest US destinations
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@American - everything about life in the USA
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@WhiteHouse - US President's official residence
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@Neuralink - follow the future
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@Elon_Musk - the richest man in the world
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@New_York - best city in the world
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@Daily_News_American - daily
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@United_StatesTM - all about USA
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@TrumpDailyTweets - Donald J. Trump Posts
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i just got nominated for nobel prizeπ
I created a new measurement unit, Like length is measured in meter, And liquid in liter, Cuteness would be measured in you (her/his name)π₯°π
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I created a new measurement unit, Like length is measured in meter, And liquid in liter, Cuteness would be measured in you (her/his name)π₯°π
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I like to walk behind you not because off watching at your back. I just want to be sure that you are safe.
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