Smooth as silk😜

Does your left eye hurt?
Because you've been looking right all day😉❤️

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You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.😌

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If I told you right now that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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What's the difference between a good day, the best day and the greatest day

each depends on how much i see you.

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Is that a mirror in your pants ? Because I can see myself in them .

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Hey girl are you a slot machine

bc I wanna put all I have onto that coin slot

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My favorite word is 'menu'. Because it has me-n-u.

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I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.

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Excuse me but do you have an ugly boyfriend/girlfriend?

No

Would you like one

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