Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

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😞 Depressing pickup lines 😣

◾️Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

◾️Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

◾️Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

◾️Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

◾️Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

◾️Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

◾️Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

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Hey girl, do you think i have nice eyes?

Cause i can make sure your kids have them too!☺️💚

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Hey,

What do you think about a pet fight??
My 🐓 and your 🐈

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You have to attend my wedding cause the wedding cant go on without the bride🥲❤️

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I must be psychic, because I see you in my future

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Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

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It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?😁💚

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I bet you dinner that you won’t give me your number 🍜

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I'm good at algebra I'll replace your X but you'll never know Y.

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i don't fall for april fools lies

i've fallen for those eyes of yours already

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Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common?

We both want to be part of your world.

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