does that ass have insurance?

cause im about to write it off

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Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Sometimes rude 😂

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Excuse me miss, can i have the time?
I'd check my watch but i can't take my eyes off you.

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Are you a chapstick?

Because you make my lips taste good.


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if your legs keep acting up like that, i'm gonna have to separate them

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I know that you don’t know me, that’s why I’m introducing myself.

Hi!

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Me: You look like my type, nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.

She (What's wrong with my clothing?)

They're still on.🤐😎

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sit on my face and i will guess your weight

and if i'm wrong

i'll eat the difference 😋🤭


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You should call me toothpaste

The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile😁😙

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The love I have for you is like copied assignments, I can't explain it.

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Where’s your wings at? 👀

Cuz all the angels have their own wings, right?😍

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