Are you part of AC/DC?

Because I get Thunderstruxk when I look in your eyes.

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This is the Love Police! You're under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands Where i can hold them.

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What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection?

You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.


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Hey girl are you a chicken because I really wanna eat your thighs

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I don’t have a trampoline but I got somthing you can bounce on

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Are you a gamma ray

Cause it looks like you have high penetrating power 😏

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You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.😌

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I would never play hide and seek with u 😉, cause girls like u r impossible to find😏❤️

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If I ever become an Astronaut

My 1st mission will be to Uranus..

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does that ass have insurance?

cause im about to write it off

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