°• Call me Amazon Prime..

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast😜

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°• I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

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Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.💋

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. ☺️

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.😂

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I’ve been getting a headache these days…

I’m gonna need some of that assprin or thighlenol

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Your dad must be a jewel thief because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes.🥹💎

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I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Careful, or I might just have to marry you for making me laugh so much! 🤣

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Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine’s been stolen!

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Could you please step away from the bar?

You’re melting all the ice!

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