I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

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Uyo are ucte

Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first😁💚

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°•You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house☺️😙

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°• Call me Amazon Prime..

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast😜

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°• I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

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Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.💋

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. ☺️

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.😂

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I’ve been getting a headache these days…

I’m gonna need some of that assprin or thighlenol

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