Are you a time traveler ⌛️? Because I see you in my future.

#pickupline

Woman: I have a boyfriend.

Men : I had cereal for breakfast this morning.

Woman: What?

Men: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.😁

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Do you know why they didn't write future as "ftre"?

Cuz I can't see my future without "u"👀🙂

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I appreciate the fact that my girlfriend has 206 bones in her body

But I love her when she has 207

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"Are you an egg? 🥚

because I'm ready to scramble you."

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You know what is common between you and sunglasses?👀

well the difference is sunglasses sit higher on my face 😅😈
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I can see you resume

So I can see if you're qualified in my heart.

#Mqquotes

fcuk hydrogen, you're my number one element <3

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Careful, or I might just have to marry you for making me laugh so much! 🤣

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is it allergy season?

because i cant stop looking ACHOOO🤧

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