Hey , so I saw your boyfriend earlier but when I was about to hug him I bumped into the mirror.😜❤️

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Woman: I have a boyfriend.😤

Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.😜

Woman: What?🙄

Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.😏

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°• Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines 🍙

1️⃣"If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”

2️⃣ “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”

3️⃣ “I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”

4️⃣ “The two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”

5️⃣ “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

6️⃣ “Do you ever go to the kitchen and realize you’re the tastiest snack you have?”

7️⃣ “Do you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?”

8️⃣ “My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”

9️⃣ “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”

1️⃣🕛 “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?”

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Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

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Are you by chance a drill sergeant?

Because you certainly have my privates standing at attention.
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I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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i was gonna call you beautiful but beauty is on the inside and i haven't been inside you yet

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your legs are not my kids but I would love to raise them!”🌚

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𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀


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your feelings:

1. "Every moment with you feels like a beautiful chapter in a love story."


2. "You light up my life like nobody else, and I'm grateful for your presence."


3. "Your smile is the most enchanting thing I've ever seen."


4. "In your eyes, I see a universe full of love and possibilities."


5. "I feel like the luckiest person in the world to have you by my side."


6. "Your laughter is my favorite melody, and your hugs are my safe haven."


7. "I cherish every moment we spend together because you make my world brighter."


8. "With you, every day feels like Valentine's Day."


9. "You're the missing piece that completes the puzzle of my heart."

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I want you to pay close attention to the first three words of this sentence.

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Can you let me in ?

Into where ?
Me : into your heart

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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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