if one day the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised, because every night i tell her about you.✨

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Man: Are you by chance an appendix?

Woman: No, why?

Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a feeling in my belly that makes me want to take you out.
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Medical Pickup line

Blood is red

Cyanosis is blue

I get tachycardia when I think of you

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I want you to know something but I'm kinda scared to say it so I'll let the first three letters of the sentence say it for me.

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I don't think i need lights anymore💡

Because you brighten up my world.☺️

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Boo boo
Call me the rain the way imma make u wet

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Girl are u studying history?

Cause I will give u a date?

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I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

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my internet is 4G

but my heart is 4U

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does that ass have insurance?

cause im about to write it off

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