Me: You look like my type, nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.

She (What's wrong with my clothing?)

They're still on.🤐😎

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You can call me Christmas.

because i'll break into your house at night and give you the little kid you always wanted

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Are you my bike's exhaust?

because when i go faster you get louder

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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood 😈😋

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet butt.

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You might fall from a mountain🗻, Or you might fall from a tree🌳, But the perfect way for you to fall, Is to fall in love with me😏.

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if one day the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised, because every night i tell her about you.✨

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Man: Are you by chance an appendix?

Woman: No, why?

Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a feeling in my belly that makes me want to take you out.
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