🔥 Comebacks 🔥

Ewww they are kissing
👉 "At least i have someone to kiss"

God made boys first
👉 "God made a rough draft before he made the final copy"

That song is old
👉 "So is yur mum but you still listen to her"

No one cares
👉 "Then why are you engaging in my conversions"

Suck it
👉 "Sorry small things are a chocking hazards"

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"There's no barcode on this, that means it's free right?"🤔

There's no barcode on you, does that mean you're free later?🥹😙

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Moving quick 👀

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I told my therapist about you. They said “are you taking your meds? Because she sounds unreal”

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Santa’s lap isn’t the only place that makes wish come true 🥺 🌲

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Picasso 😉

“I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”

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Me: You look like my type, nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.

She (What's wrong with my clothing?)

They're still on.🤐😎

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You can call me Christmas.

because i'll break into your house at night and give you the little kid you always wanted

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Are you my bike's exhaust?

because when i go faster you get louder

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