Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

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How do I reply ?

U be the surfer, ill be the waves. Ill get u wet and u can ride me for hours

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Girl, are you Ukraine?

Cos I’ve got something to PUTIN you

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

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💸 JUMP IN 💸

The love I have for you is like copied assignments, I can't explain it.

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Burrrrrrrrrrrrrn 😉

Just made an appointment with an eye doctor, because idk what i saw in you.

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🔥 Comebacks 🔥

Ewww they are kissing
👉 "At least i have someone to kiss"

God made boys first
👉 "God made a rough draft before he made the final copy"

That song is old
👉 "So is yur mum but you still listen to her"

No one cares
👉 "Then why are you engaging in my conversions"

Suck it
👉 "Sorry small things are a chocking hazards"

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"There's no barcode on this, that means it's free right?"🤔

There's no barcode on you, does that mean you're free later?🥹😙

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Moving quick 👀

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I told my therapist about you. They said “are you taking your meds? Because she sounds unreal”

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