💞Flirty Comebacks🤩

I don't miss, I kiss!😜

You don't miss me. You just miss my sexy style.😌

And you are in my inappropriate thoughts.🙂

Let's meet up then! *wink*😄

I miss all 7 inches of you.😋

I miss the days when you used to miss me.🥹

Oh yeah? What did you miss about me?😃

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what's the difference between me and super Mario??

He only knows how to lay pipe but i know how to take it ;)

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Am i John Cena to you?

Cause you still haven't asked me for a selfie. Maybe you can't see me 😏😶‍🌫

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Excuse me miss, can i have the time?
I'd check my watch but i can't take my eyes off you. 😁

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rate my pickup line

guess what? I think I found the 8th wonder of the world ;)

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My fav so far‼️😂

Hey dude, are you a hacker?

Because I want you to do finger magic and say "I'm in"😜😋

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✨Here Are Flirty Pickup Lines for Texting☺️

🐊 I’m going to snap you right up.

🙉 that’s me blocking out the sound of anyone’s texts but yours.

👠 Hey, I think you dropped this at the ball last night.

🍋 this is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

💑 I’m from the future. <- That’s us a month from now.

👽 Getting your number feels otherworldly.

I’ve been burning up for you. ❤️‍🔥

Are your initials TNT? ‘Cause, that picture is the bomb. com. 💣

🤷 Can you help me find my mind? I seem to lose it around you.

👩‍🌾 I’m done hoe-ing around. Let’s get to know each other.

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I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

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Bae: what do you want to do tonight?

Me: 🤷‍♂️

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°• Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines 🍙

1️⃣"If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”

2️⃣ “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”

3️⃣ “I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”

4️⃣ “The two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”

5️⃣ “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

6️⃣ “Do you ever go to the kitchen and realize you’re the tastiest snack you have?”

7️⃣ “Do you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?”

8️⃣ “My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”

9️⃣ “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”

1️⃣🕛 “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?”

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Me: do u believe angels have wings?
Her:yes
Me: so where is yours?

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